Hey, Bo Diddley

From the Bo Diddley Chess Box comes this press clipping:

New York, Nov. 26 [1955] — The big-time TV debut of Bo Diddley, top ranking r.&b. artist, on the Ed Sullivan CBS-TV’er Sunday (20) may have been a success from the audiences vantage point, but the show’s brass, including Sullivan and Marlo Lewis, were said to be more surprised than pleased with the outcome.

Sullivan, it’s reported, elected to have the artist sing the current hit tune “16 Tons” on the show. Since Bo Diddley didn’t know the tune, the show’s crew spent two hours playing the Tennessee Ernie disk for him and later prepared prompter cards of the lyrics for on-the-air use.

But the audience never heard “16 Tons.” What came out was a modified version of the guy’s own tune, “Bo Diddley,” in spite of coaching and cue cards. When asked in fuming tones, “What happened?” the singer twitted, “Man, maybe that was ‘16 Tons’ on those cards, but all I saw was ‘Bo Diddley’.”

Now, that is rock ‘n’ roll. I know we were told growing up that Ed Sullivan “gave us Elvis and the Beatles” but Sullivan managed to keep Diddley off the air for about ten years. That ain’t rock ‘n’ roll.

Just click here to hear the performance in question.

Thanks for everything, Mr Diddley.

Ellas McDaniel (aka Bo Diddley), born December 30, 1928 — died June 2, 2008

Straight Outta Detroit

This Tuesday, April 8, the band Was (Not Was) release their first album in nearly 20 years. If you don’t count the 1997 side project Orchestra Was, it’s only their fifth album of new material since 1981 (though they’ve got singles and remixes enough to fill several more CDs). They’re best known for a couple of late-80s hits (including “Walk the Dinosaur”) but don’t let that put you off.

There’s a small number of us who anticipate this new CD almost feverishly. I’d actually given up hope the rumors of the past few years were true. Yet finally the new disc — entitled Boo! — is nearly here. Advance info includes this nugget: “The new album features the original line up and includes the songs ‘Mr. Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore’ co-written by Bob Dylan, David Was and Don Was, and ‘Green Pills in the Dresser’ featuring Kris Kristofferson on lead vocals.” For those of us who know this band, this is standard operating procedure.

Aside from their pop, funk, and R&B chops, Was (Not Was) are blessed with two of the best singers around: “Sir” Harry Bowens and Sweet Pea Atkinson.

Here’s a sample from the new one called “Crazy Water.” Let Sweet Pea’s rough-hewn yet seductive voice bring you some of that old school R&B pleasure, wedded to the Was’s typically droll lyrics. By the time it’s over, you may expect the ghost of Wilson Pickett to materialize for a group encore of “634-5789.”

Gee, He Was There a Minute Ago…

There I was, trying to get a little blog momentum going when my PC died. Dead like Elmer Fudd killed da rabbit. Must have been caused by a spear and Magic Helmet.

At any rate, here I am again. I’ll be trying to get back in the swing of things ASAP.

Django

It’s like this: Our buddy Neddie just had to share his admiration — indeed awe — of jazz great Django Reinhardt and that sent me back to the box set I have. It’s not that I never listen to it; it’s that when someone else (especially Neddie) points up exactly why you should be listening to this or that artist or track, it helps focus the mind. (Box sets can be too much of a good thing, sometimes.)

I’m not the writer Neddie is, not by a long shot, but maybe with the help of ol’ Ned and his readers, we can all focus on the genius of Django.

In his initial post (watch the vid) Neddie said, “There’s a take of ‘After You’re Gone’ that contains the single most jaw-dropping guitar lick I’ve ever heard.” (It’s at about 1:25 in the track.) He then helpfully posted the track; I’ve done the same here for your downloading pleasure.

Neddie’s reader and correspondent Kilgore Troutmask then suggested a listen to “Mystery Pacific.” I second that and have posted it as well.

A personal favorite of mine is “Minor Swing,” which I first heard on a Time-Life LP set of jazz guitarists. I’m not the scholar Neddie is and I can’t play any instrument but I can tell you this about “Minor Swing”: What a misnomer! (But, yes, I get why they called it that.) It swings about as mightily as anything I’ve ever heard. You want to hear a bunch of guys all swingin’ together and sounding like they don’t want to stop? This is the one. That satisfied “Oh, yeah!” at the end — man, hot jazz indeed! (Stephane Grappelli’s fiddle takes the honors over Django on this one, I think, but so what.) I’ve posted it here.

Enjoy, cats.

Crime Stories

Given that the mansions of my mind are already wallpapered, carpeted, and furnished with Law & Order repeats, it’s a wonder I can stand to peek at movie crime dramas at all. But the current film crop — once various CGI-laden examples of Hollywood idiocy are removed — has been full of criminal activity so that’s what I’ve been watching. It is perhaps the last genre about people, usually in their darkest hours, and the only one where it seems violence has consequences.

The most befuddled (and befuddling) example of late is The Brave One, Jodie Foster’s movie offering from earlier this year. Why make this movie, as both actor and producer? (Another head-scratcher is why Neil Jordan would be interested in directing it.) Foster is so very smart that were she not a busy Hollywood actress she’d be teaching semiotics at Harvard — in French. The relationship between her character (NYC vigilante) and Terrence Howard’s (NYC cop) must have somehow appealed to her but in execution it’s so unconvincing that we are left guessing what in the hell she had in mind. Often touted as a female version of 1974’s Death Wish, a straightforward remake of that Charles Bronson vehicle would probably have had a better outcome. Instead of Bronson’s Paul Kersey moving from shattered crime victim to reluctant vigilante to a guy becoming all too comfortable in his new role, we get — I don’t know what.

Watched back to back with the Coen Brother’s unforgiving No Country for Old Men, it made a bizarre contrast in unrealistic color-saturated New York night shots on the one hand and, on the other, sun-bleached Texas expanses that just about leave sand in your shorts. It also pointed up the risk in finding an audience while confounding their expectations (Country) or making a movie that’s just plain silly (Brave One). Still, the Coens have given us one of the best movies of the year with much of the best acting. It’s a piece of work that will reward repeat viewings. When they veered off in an unexpected direction and left me wondering if I’d really been paying attention, I wasn’t put off. I figured there was more here than first meets the eye. I look forward to seeing the film again; then I may have more to say about it. In the meantime, I suggest you see it.

Sleuth was never a particular favorite movie of mine, though I remember enjoying it. Released in 1972, it starred Laurence Olivier and Michael Caine as a cuckold and the young rival for his wife’s affections. Some bright bulb had the idea of updating and remaking it; the bulb then immediately burnt out. The 2007 version, with Caine appearing in Olivier’s role and Jude Law taking Caine’s, is simply unwatchable. I couldn’t get through it. In addition to a ridiculous set — hugely important in a picture taking place in one location — the new version takes itself far, far, far too seriously for what is basically a light entertainment. It’s like a British drawing room comedy-mystery set in a prison. That the likes of Caine, Law, Harold Pinter, and Kenneth Branagh all had a hand in this and the results are null is the biggest mystery of all.

Gone Baby Gone marks Ben Affleck’s debut as a film director and though it’s a solid piece of work I can’t get over some problems I had. I found the resolution of the mystery not only unconvincing but protracted (which maybe is less Affleck’s fault than that of the novel and/or screen adaptation). It’s certainly worth seeing and I’ll stick by that even though I was far less impressed with Casey Affleck and most of the principals than the reviews led me to expect. (Nobody’s acting is bad but there’s less happening in many of the scenes than I think everybody concerned believed there was.) Still, in addition to the pleasure of seeing the character actor John Ashton for the first time in ages, the movie does have one of the best performances of the year, the linchpin of the film itself: Ed Harris as the cop assigned to the case of the missing girl that Casey Affleck’s PI character gets caught up in.

American Gangster isn’t quite the sum of its parts. Russell Crowe, in particular, seems almost uninterested in being there — maybe he’s just too much immersed in his schlub role. Denzil Washington dominates as a ruthless drug kingpin in 1970s Harlem, while Crowe plays the detective-turned-prosecutor looking to stop him. There’s the usual marital discord, the violent killings, the conflicts between straight and crooked members of families and loyal and traitorous members of gangs, and the set pieces (and music) that remind us of where and when we are. We’ve seen all of this before except here none of it feels organic and the ending seems clueless with regard to the moral issues the earlier scenes set up. They mount a big good-vs-evil story and then don’t bother to take a position either way. (Ridley Scott is no Martin Scorcese.) Though none too short the film is not a slog; all the same, I was aching for the kind of in-your-face, on-the-fly stuff we used to see in the films released at the same time this movie takes place. Back when film was grainy and we liked it that way. When you settle for just slapping a Bobby Womack selection on the film soundtrack, well, that just don’t cut it.

Actors and story are both solid in Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead. Here’s another flick with all the usual elements of its type (in this case, the low-class, gone-wrong heist movie) but every bit of it is done about as well as it can be. Sidney Lumet, now about 141 years old, takes charge and sets up the scenes, cross cuts, time travels — anything to force your attention on matters that might otherwise seem a tad too familiar. As in the movies above, no one in the cast is bad but here the exceptions are not those who are somewhat lacking but those actors who are great. The scenes between Philip Seymour Hoffman and Albert Finney are alone worth the investment of two hours.

Pending further viewings of No Country for Old Men, George Clooney’s movie Michael Clayton is probably my favorite in this batch. (Who says white collar crime isn’t real crime?) It’s got two things going for it: Clooney (and, of course, the other actors, especially Tom Wilkinson) and the whole boardroom criminal enterprise storyline, presented here with soft echoes of 70s paranoid-conspiracy movies. For instance, there’s an ultra-efficient, completely antiseptic killing that is genuinely unnerving. This is not to say that Clayton is the same as, say, The Parallax View or The Conversation but if we allow for the elapse of 20 years we can see a connection with a world gone wrong, with amoral people holding the purse strings as well as claiming the moral high ground — while actually standing on sand. And it’s all presented in a damn fine movie.

Notes Upon Listening to ELP…

… for the first time in years:

While listening to Emerson, Lake & Palmer’s Brain Salad Surgery (by the way, a much cooler title than should ever have graced one of their albums), I realized something.

The easiest, most effective way to make your rock album seem dated in the shortest, most effective period of time is to have Keith Emerson play on it.

That is all.

Legend, I Am

Though I’ve never read Richard Matheson’s book I Am Legend, I have some respect for a book that’s been in print for most of 50 years and that inspires a film every decade or so.

The book is on the New York Times bestsellers list due to a new movie version, the first to share the book’s title, and featuring mega-star Will Smith. Watching this latest adaptation, I was struck by an insight into the “last man on earth” movie premise: It is inherently boring.

No offense to Matheson, because the premise is not carried to its logical conclusion in any movie I’ve seen as it is, apparently, in his novel. But the general idea — what if you were the last human being on earth? — seems far more intriguing than it actually plays out on film.

So, here’s Will Smith, alone, only his dog Sam to keep him company, SUV zipping around a New York City now overgrown by weeds and overrun by deer. (The shots of this post-person NYC are not as awe-inspiring as they should be; the best sci fi movies, even if flawed like, say, Blade Runner, have a visual audacity that makes them memorable.) He can only go out by day as the few other “survivors” of the failed cancer cure that wiped out mankind are vampiric boogie men out to get him. When possible, he captures these creatures in order to experiment on them and find a cure.

That’s it, for most of the running time (mercifully short, by today’s standards), until late in the film when the inevitable other intact, human survivors appear. And that’s when the viewer understands that there’s a whole lot less to this movie than they perhaps expected.

A useful comparison may be made to The Omega Man, the 1971 version of Matheson’s book starring Charlton Heston. Less effort is put into the “last man on earth” part of the premise and more on the night dwellers who seek to destroy Heston; and the other survivors of the plague (not a cancer cure, as I recall) are introduced sooner. Heston also seems a lot more edgy, even crazy, from his time alone before beginning a then-daring interracial romance with another survivor. And best of all, the ghoulish night people are not (poorly done) CGI beasties, but flesh and blood “people,” closer to the “normal” survivors than is strictly comfortable. They’re led by the articulate but ruthless Matthias, played by Anthony Zerbe — sorely missed in the new movie.

In other words, The Omega Man doesn’t pretend to be a true last man on earth flick and introduces more plot elements which give everybody something to do and the viewers something to watch. (The 70’s atmosphere helps, too, in a kitschy sort of way.) It’s not a classic, exactly, but it’s fun. The new I Am Legend is about as fun as being the last man on earth would probably be. Which is to say, not much.

Blackface at Arm’s Length

Al Jolson

Ty Burr, film critic for the Boston Globe, had a “think piece” in yesterday’s paper that served as a reminder of why I’d stopped reading the articles in the Globe’s “Ideas” section. His article on blackface was not incorrect so far as it went, but it didn’t go very far. It took me a little time to sort out why the article was so lame: He doesn’t follow his own exhortation for readers to “confront” minstrelsy and blackface.

Burr pretty accurately traces the history of the American minstrel show, echoing accepted thought about how the “mask” of blackface gave both white and black performers room in their acts to address race, and the special case of the immigrant experience, in which the white non-American-born used blackface as an aid to assimilation. If you’ve read anything on these topics before, you pretty much know where Burr is going on these points.

But the reason for writing the article relates to Burr’s beat, the movies. He watched the new DVD of The Jazz Singer with his children and its use of blackface prompted a discussion of same. Burr says, rightly, that blackface should not simply be dismissed as racist out of hand; that it should be looked at with all its difficult history included. “Only by understanding blackface,” he writes, “can we recognize where we haven’t progressed; only then can we see the places where blackface still thrives in our culture, disguised and still potent.”

He then proceeds through many column inches to fail at exactly that task.

After his (again, generally correct) overview of minstrel practice and its move into modern times, typified by The Jazz Singer, Burr makes a closing leap to more recent pop music — Elvis Presley singing R&B; and now suburban white boys copping black attitude — and states, “The mask remains.” He goes so far as to reduce his own argument about current white appropriation of black culture to the question, “What is hip?” He’d have been better off sticking to movies and not making such stupid, overly general statements.

His leap forward leads to only one other movie reference: Spike Lee’s blackface satire, Bamboozled (2000). It is here, in Burr’s own field of motion picture criticism, that he fails utterly to “understand” blackface, or any representation of race, in a useful way. Sadly, purely racist practices existed in movies with consistency and impunity from 1927, when The Jazz Singer was released, at least into the 1950s — the very period Burr skips over in his rush to tell us to confront issues of race today.

Movies from the period in question included blackface scenes. If Burr wants a good shock — or to prompt another discussion — he should give the uncut version of Holiday Inn a whirl. Yes, the perennial in which Bing Crosby introduced a little song called “White Christmas.” Various holidays receive musical settings at the movie’s titular establishment; in the case of President Lincoln’s Birthday the number is “Abraham,” done completely in blackface. Even the servers at the Inn wait on customers while in blackface. The year was 1942. (It should be noted that in the virtual remake, 1954’s White Christmas, there is a neo-minstrel, though not blackface, “Mr Bones” number.)

Fantasia Shot

A little research can turn up any number of examples, I’m sure, like the pickaninnies in the centaur sequence of Walt Disney’s Fantasia (1940), later excised from the home video version. Cartoons were particularly egregious in this regard and should have been mentioned by Burr because their depiction of blacks was based on stereotypes established through minstrelsy. See, for instance, such infamous shorts as Coal Black and De Sebbin Dwarfs (1943). Jim Crow was still alive and well after 1927.

Then there was the practice of allowing black performers, even as talented as Lena Horne or the incredible Nicholas Brothers, to appear in “white” (i.e. typical Hollywood) pictures only in separate “specialty” numbers that could be easily removed from prints shown in the South.

It may be well and good to assess the minstrel mentality and the “mask” of blackface from an historical and cultural vantage point, but let’s not get too abstract about it. Burr is, I think, flatly incorrect in stating that Jolson’s 1927 turn in blackface “came at the tail end of a long history of (mostly) white entertainers dressing up as African-Americans.” It could be argued, especially given the cultural impact of The Jazz Singer, that the film actually represented the peak of blackface, at least in the era of technologically modern mass entertainment, and that the “tail end” of contemporary blackface extended from 1927-47 or so.

There, I said it. Contemporary blackface practice lasted a lot longer than Burr acknowledges. Not in the form of appropriation, or any of the forms we see today, the forms Burr extorts us to recognize. His argument would be more forceful if he weren’t so eager to see actual, burnt cork blackface end around 1927. That it survived for decades beyond that, even if in weakened form, should be understood if we are to confront the “invisible modern minstrelsy” Burr laments.

My Poll Results

Through the folks at Think Progress, I was alerted to a poll stating:

A majority of Americans, 55 percent, do not know that when the Supreme Court rules five to four on a case the decision is the law and needs to be followed. Fourteen percent believe the decision is sent to Congress for reconsideration, seven percent believe the decision is sent back to the lower courts and 34 percent simply “don’t know.”

Only one in seven Americans (15 percent) can correctly name John Roberts as Chief Justice of the United States while two-thirds of Americans (66 percent) know at least one of the judges on the Fox television show American Idol.

Shocking, I know, that a television show that collects more votes than any working democracy on the planet should overshadow John Roberts, but there it is.

Still, I will not allow polls indicating that Americans have achieved the world’s highest levels of idiocy to be the final word. I conducted my own poll, asking a random sampling of fictitious citizens a series of questions. The sample size was between 1,257 and 8,944 and the margin of error is represented by that loopy symbol for “infinity.”

My poll results paint a much more optimistic picture, with many Americans demonstrating a solid grasp of knowledge in many areas.

Some examples of the poll results:

  • When asked, 68 percent of Americans could identify an Egg McMuffin.
  • Some 59 percent know that WWII is a popular video game.
  • Of high school students, 53 percent could locate Middle Earth on a world map.
  • Eighty-six percent of Americans knew that Saddam Hussein masterminded the 9/11 attacks.
  • About 71 percent of Americans correctly identified Dick Cheney as President of the United States.

See? With these kinds of smarts, there’s hope for this country after all.

Anthologized

Thriller

I do intend to catch up on a raft of new TV programs — Lance Mannion has recently posted on Ugly Betty — but I’m finding myself in an unplanned marathon of shows dating from before the cast of Friends was even born.

I’ve started to think about that ancient stand-by of mid-20th-century television: the anthology program. In particular, I’ve been watching and wondering about the sci-fi and horror/mystery programs The Twilight Zone, Thriller, and Alfred Hitchcock Presents.

All three programs are of that post-Playhouse 90 era when TV drama was no longer live, the shows were shorter, and production had moved to California, away from New York and its theater connections. In other words, the casts tended to be less distinguished and the stories less serious.

The Twilight Zone was something like an exception that proved the rule. (It was actually contemporaneous with Playhouse 90.) Though it trafficked in sci-fi and horror, at the time generally considered disreputable genres, it still dealt with Big Themes: man’s inhumanity to man, and the like. Thriller was all “old dark house” stories, befitting its host, Boris Karloff. (I’d never seen this show before.) Hitchcock Presents was more sophisticated, reflecting the sometimes mordant humor of its titular host.

There are pleasures in each of these programs: Rod Serling’s, Karloff’s, and Hitchcock’s distinctive introductions to each episode of their respective shows; the black and white worlds each create (for me, anyway, that’s a plus); the often clever stories, even if dialog or production cheapness occasionally made them less successful than they might have been; and the rotating casts.

It’s this last that can be especially fun for an amateur film and TV buff like me. In the shows I’ve watched recently, William Shatner appeared in both Zone and Thriller; Ralph Meeker and Vera Miles were directed by Hitchcock on Presents; an improbably young Rip Torn guested on Thriller. Also appearing in an episode or two of Thriller was Henry Daniell, who had appeared with Karloff in the excellent Val Lewton production The Body Snatcher (1945).

In the course of enjoying these shows, I came to the realization that these anthology programs are pretty much extinct. Sure, one cable channel or another resurrects the form once in a while, usually in order to show more explicitly gory horror than was possible in 1961. But the standard network TV smörgåsbord of anthologies is long gone.

What does that say about television today? One difference, I think, is a perhaps unfortunate tendency now to indulge in long story arcs. This is not inherently bad, but when I’ve sampled such shows — Lost and Heroes, mainly — I’ve been profoundly unimpressed. (Lost seems at least interesting and intelligent, if you’re into the whole set up, which I was not. Heroes was genuinely dumb.) In Heroes particularly I found myself not giving a damn who these people were and what was happening to them because it felt like a six-page comic book superhero origin story blown all out of proportion.

By comparison, the storytelling in these hours or half-hours is a model of concision, with a new idea (usually) each episode. If a story doesn’t quite pan out, a new one will be along next time.

And here is the big advantage to anthology programs, with new stories and different stars each episode: The sense that anything can happen. This serves macabre subject matter especially well. With no recurring characters — but with writing strong enough to get us invested in this or that situation within the alloted time — the creators of these programs could essentially do whatever they wanted to the characters. Shatner, for instance, didn’t survive one of the two appearances I caught recently. Even within the constricted mores of the time and the “standards and practices” of the networks on which they appeared, these shows were often able to suggest that all bets were off.

And they’re fun to watch. Nuf sed.