Hard Music for Hard Times

I could never find the exact damn quote again after reading the book The Postman Always Rings Twice, but in that Depression-era classic by James M Cain a diner owner (”The Greek”) says of the country’s state of affairs (paraphrasing): “Whole country, selling hamburgers to each other.”

The perfect quote for how it was then and how it’s getting to be now.

Anybody remember the Reagan Recession? More hard times for regular folk. Around that time, a rock group emerged that took as its subject not love, dancing, or similar themes, but economics from a decidedly Marxist perspective. They were Gang of Four, and one of my favorite tunes by them was “Cheeseburger.” Click the link to hear directions to the local McDonald’s.

Whole country, selling cheeseburgers to each other…

Goodbye, George

I have my own personal reasons for considering 2008 an anno horribilus, and reasons to look at the threshold of 2009 with a good deal of hope. I think the move from year to year is like that to some degree every time, but this year I get the feeling in spades.

We had to say goodbye to George Carlin far too soon; yet in the first weeks of 2009 we can also say goodbye and good riddance to George W Bush. There’s no way to stop the march of time. At least we seem to be marching forward for the first time in years.

Happy New Year to you all.

Stuck Inside the Delta Quadrant With the Voyager Blues Again

Voyager

Discussing Star Trek in any of its manifestations feels like heading out to the playground to ask for a wedgie, even though the property has been around so long it’s nearly the modern equivalent of a cornerstone of Western Civ. (Which explains a lot about the state of “civ” today.)

The original Star Trek was a great idea for a show nearly done in by goofball scripts and questionable (but likable) acting. Kirk, Spock, and McCoy were the spokes of a wheel that kept the first of these outer space wagon trains rolling.

The best of the various series is The Next Generation — still, it often let the fun get smothered by a kind of extreme politeness with characters so well-managed through a quasi-corporate hierarchy that the gray carpets and office furniture didn’t seem out of place even in crew living quarters. The pitter-patter of crew members’ feet in the Enterprises‘ hallways was as much a part of the program’s sound design as the background thrum of the ship’s engines. The sets and sound surely reflected the cubicle-bound work lives of many of its viewers.

Yeah, it’s a love/hate thing with me and Star Trek.

At any rate, I recently concluded a project that I’d fallen into. I mean, it’s not the kind of thing a sane man would plan: I watched Star Trek Voyager from start to finish. All seven seasons worth (though the first was a half-season).

You can enjoy Voyager for its echoes of Next Generation, its attempt to keep the balls in the air as Trek tried to take its 23rd and 24th century storylines into our 21st (TNG had ended production in 1994 and its spin-off Deep Space Nine had ended in 1999), and in the incidental pleasures of the Star Trek mythos (a guest spot from now-Captain Sulu, for instance). But the stories are threadbare, repeating not only tropes from TNG but turning any new ideas they had for Voyager into tired plot devices in record time.

It’s amazing Voyager lasted nearly seven years. The fatigue really set in by the end of season five, like the hull stress and breaches USS Voyager suffered with alarming — actually numbing — frequency. (Despite the ship’s limited resources, they seemed to have an unlimited stock of shuttle craft to sacrifice to explosions.) In an attempt to inject new life into the whole Star Trek mythos, Voyager was flung in the first episode from one side of the galaxy (the Alpha Quadrant, where Earth and the original ST franchise were located) to the other (the Delta Quadrant) — a place the Federation had never reached and whose species were completely unknown — but it wasn’t long before TNG staples like the Borg were reintroduced.

No offense to the Voyager actors, who ranged from adequate to very good, but there’s no anchor equivalent to Patrick Stewart’s Captain Picard. Though Kate Mulgrew was very good as the Voyager’s Captain Janeway, the writing and stories were uneven and, I think, undermined her effectiveness. Robert Beltran, as Commander Chakotay, made an impression (far from his Eating Raoul days), but the writers seemed unable through six years to decide whether Captain and Commander should truly meet. But it didn’t matter after a while; the end of each season became a cliffhanger confrontation with the Borg and the near destruction of the Voyager, or the world, or even the universe became routine. (And not routine as per this type of entertainment but genuinely routine.)

As with TNG’s Data, the character with the most mileage was another non-human: “The Doctor,” played by Robert Picardo. The best stories seemed to derive from the same Data-tread material (What is the nature of humanity? What does it mean to be human?) but with Picardo’s acerbic spin: In the Doctor’s case, can a holographic construct become human not just via technology but because he loves opera? Or because he may just hate people? He was easily the best part of the show. (Not forgetting Jeri Ryan’s Seven of Nine, the amazingly curvy salvage-Borg who got to be Voyager’s Spock for a while, until the writers again proved they didn’t really know where they were going with any of this.)

And there’s Voyager’s main quest: To return to Earth from the Delta Quadrant though it may take decades. In the end sewn up quickly, awkwardly, poorly. The bad icing on a deflating cake. Larry wouldn’t have thrown this sour confection at Moe.

Star Trek is looking for a major relaunch next year, when JJ Abrams’ movie version of the original series is released. Good luck to him, and to good ol’ Star Trek. But it may be true, finally, that the future is past.

Hey, Bo Diddley

From the Bo Diddley Chess Box comes this press clipping:

New York, Nov. 26 [1955] — The big-time TV debut of Bo Diddley, top ranking r.&b. artist, on the Ed Sullivan CBS-TV’er Sunday (20) may have been a success from the audiences vantage point, but the show’s brass, including Sullivan and Marlo Lewis, were said to be more surprised than pleased with the outcome.

Sullivan, it’s reported, elected to have the artist sing the current hit tune “16 Tons” on the show. Since Bo Diddley didn’t know the tune, the show’s crew spent two hours playing the Tennessee Ernie disk for him and later prepared prompter cards of the lyrics for on-the-air use.

But the audience never heard “16 Tons.” What came out was a modified version of the guy’s own tune, “Bo Diddley,” in spite of coaching and cue cards. When asked in fuming tones, “What happened?” the singer twitted, “Man, maybe that was ‘16 Tons’ on those cards, but all I saw was ‘Bo Diddley’.”

Now, that is rock ‘n’ roll. I know we were told growing up that Ed Sullivan “gave us Elvis and the Beatles” but Sullivan managed to keep Diddley off the air for about ten years. That ain’t rock ‘n’ roll.

Just click here to hear the performance in question.

Thanks for everything, Mr Diddley.

Ellas McDaniel (aka Bo Diddley), born December 30, 1928 — died June 2, 2008

Straight Outta Detroit

This Tuesday, April 8, the band Was (Not Was) release their first album in nearly 20 years. If you don’t count the 1997 side project Orchestra Was, it’s only their fifth album of new material since 1981 (though they’ve got singles and remixes enough to fill several more CDs). They’re best known for a couple of late-80s hits (including “Walk the Dinosaur”) but don’t let that put you off.

There’s a small number of us who anticipate this new CD almost feverishly. I’d actually given up hope the rumors of the past few years were true. Yet finally the new disc — entitled Boo! — is nearly here. Advance info includes this nugget: “The new album features the original line up and includes the songs ‘Mr. Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore’ co-written by Bob Dylan, David Was and Don Was, and ‘Green Pills in the Dresser’ featuring Kris Kristofferson on lead vocals.” For those of us who know this band, this is standard operating procedure.

Aside from their pop, funk, and R&B chops, Was (Not Was) are blessed with two of the best singers around: “Sir” Harry Bowens and Sweet Pea Atkinson.

Here’s a sample from the new one called “Crazy Water.” Let Sweet Pea’s rough-hewn yet seductive voice bring you some of that old school R&B pleasure, wedded to the Was’s typically droll lyrics. By the time it’s over, you may expect the ghost of Wilson Pickett to materialize for a group encore of “634-5789.”

Gee, He Was There a Minute Ago…

There I was, trying to get a little blog momentum going when my PC died. Dead like Elmer Fudd killed da rabbit. Must have been caused by a spear and Magic Helmet.

At any rate, here I am again. I’ll be trying to get back in the swing of things ASAP.

Django

It’s like this: Our buddy Neddie just had to share his admiration — indeed awe — of jazz great Django Reinhardt and that sent me back to the box set I have. It’s not that I never listen to it; it’s that when someone else (especially Neddie) points up exactly why you should be listening to this or that artist or track, it helps focus the mind. (Box sets can be too much of a good thing, sometimes.)

I’m not the writer Neddie is, not by a long shot, but maybe with the help of ol’ Ned and his readers, we can all focus on the genius of Django.

In his initial post (watch the vid) Neddie said, “There’s a take of ‘After You’re Gone’ that contains the single most jaw-dropping guitar lick I’ve ever heard.” (It’s at about 1:25 in the track.) He then helpfully posted the track; I’ve done the same here for your downloading pleasure.

Neddie’s reader and correspondent Kilgore Troutmask then suggested a listen to “Mystery Pacific.” I second that and have posted it as well.

A personal favorite of mine is “Minor Swing,” which I first heard on a Time-Life LP set of jazz guitarists. I’m not the scholar Neddie is and I can’t play any instrument but I can tell you this about “Minor Swing”: What a misnomer! (But, yes, I get why they called it that.) It swings about as mightily as anything I’ve ever heard. You want to hear a bunch of guys all swingin’ together and sounding like they don’t want to stop? This is the one. That satisfied “Oh, yeah!” at the end — man, hot jazz indeed! (Stephane Grappelli’s fiddle takes the honors over Django on this one, I think, but so what.) I’ve posted it here.

Enjoy, cats.

Crime Stories

Given that the mansions of my mind are already wallpapered, carpeted, and furnished with Law & Order repeats, it’s a wonder I can stand to peek at movie crime dramas at all. But the current film crop — once various CGI-laden examples of Hollywood idiocy are removed — has been full of criminal activity so that’s what I’ve been watching. It is perhaps the last genre about people, usually in their darkest hours, and the only one where it seems violence has consequences.

The most befuddled (and befuddling) example of late is The Brave One, Jodie Foster’s movie offering from earlier this year. Why make this movie, as both actor and producer? (Another head-scratcher is why Neil Jordan would be interested in directing it.) Foster is so very smart that were she not a busy Hollywood actress she’d be teaching semiotics at Harvard — in French. The relationship between her character (NYC vigilante) and Terrence Howard’s (NYC cop) must have somehow appealed to her but in execution it’s so unconvincing that we are left guessing what in the hell she had in mind. Often touted as a female version of 1974’s Death Wish, a straightforward remake of that Charles Bronson vehicle would probably have had a better outcome. Instead of Bronson’s Paul Kersey moving from shattered crime victim to reluctant vigilante to a guy becoming all too comfortable in his new role, we get — I don’t know what.

Watched back to back with the Coen Brother’s unforgiving No Country for Old Men, it made a bizarre contrast in unrealistic color-saturated New York night shots on the one hand and, on the other, sun-bleached Texas expanses that just about leave sand in your shorts. It also pointed up the risk in finding an audience while confounding their expectations (Country) or making a movie that’s just plain silly (Brave One). Still, the Coens have given us one of the best movies of the year with much of the best acting. It’s a piece of work that will reward repeat viewings. When they veered off in an unexpected direction and left me wondering if I’d really been paying attention, I wasn’t put off. I figured there was more here than first meets the eye. I look forward to seeing the film again; then I may have more to say about it. In the meantime, I suggest you see it.

Sleuth was never a particular favorite movie of mine, though I remember enjoying it. Released in 1972, it starred Laurence Olivier and Michael Caine as a cuckold and the young rival for his wife’s affections. Some bright bulb had the idea of updating and remaking it; the bulb then immediately burnt out. The 2007 version, with Caine appearing in Olivier’s role and Jude Law taking Caine’s, is simply unwatchable. I couldn’t get through it. In addition to a ridiculous set — hugely important in a picture taking place in one location — the new version takes itself far, far, far too seriously for what is basically a light entertainment. It’s like a British drawing room comedy-mystery set in a prison. That the likes of Caine, Law, Harold Pinter, and Kenneth Branagh all had a hand in this and the results are null is the biggest mystery of all.

Gone Baby Gone marks Ben Affleck’s debut as a film director and though it’s a solid piece of work I can’t get over some problems I had. I found the resolution of the mystery not only unconvincing but protracted (which maybe is less Affleck’s fault than that of the novel and/or screen adaptation). It’s certainly worth seeing and I’ll stick by that even though I was far less impressed with Casey Affleck and most of the principals than the reviews led me to expect. (Nobody’s acting is bad but there’s less happening in many of the scenes than I think everybody concerned believed there was.) Still, in addition to the pleasure of seeing the character actor John Ashton for the first time in ages, the movie does have one of the best performances of the year, the linchpin of the film itself: Ed Harris as the cop assigned to the case of the missing girl that Casey Affleck’s PI character gets caught up in.

American Gangster isn’t quite the sum of its parts. Russell Crowe, in particular, seems almost uninterested in being there — maybe he’s just too much immersed in his schlub role. Denzil Washington dominates as a ruthless drug kingpin in 1970s Harlem, while Crowe plays the detective-turned-prosecutor looking to stop him. There’s the usual marital discord, the violent killings, the conflicts between straight and crooked members of families and loyal and traitorous members of gangs, and the set pieces (and music) that remind us of where and when we are. We’ve seen all of this before except here none of it feels organic and the ending seems clueless with regard to the moral issues the earlier scenes set up. They mount a big good-vs-evil story and then don’t bother to take a position either way. (Ridley Scott is no Martin Scorcese.) Though none too short the film is not a slog; all the same, I was aching for the kind of in-your-face, on-the-fly stuff we used to see in the films released at the same time this movie takes place. Back when film was grainy and we liked it that way. When you settle for just slapping a Bobby Womack selection on the film soundtrack, well, that just don’t cut it.

Actors and story are both solid in Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead. Here’s another flick with all the usual elements of its type (in this case, the low-class, gone-wrong heist movie) but every bit of it is done about as well as it can be. Sidney Lumet, now about 141 years old, takes charge and sets up the scenes, cross cuts, time travels — anything to force your attention on matters that might otherwise seem a tad too familiar. As in the movies above, no one in the cast is bad but here the exceptions are not those who are somewhat lacking but those actors who are great. The scenes between Philip Seymour Hoffman and Albert Finney are alone worth the investment of two hours.

Pending further viewings of No Country for Old Men, George Clooney’s movie Michael Clayton is probably my favorite in this batch. (Who says white collar crime isn’t real crime?) It’s got two things going for it: Clooney (and, of course, the other actors, especially Tom Wilkinson) and the whole boardroom criminal enterprise storyline, presented here with soft echoes of 70s paranoid-conspiracy movies. For instance, there’s an ultra-efficient, completely antiseptic killing that is genuinely unnerving. This is not to say that Clayton is the same as, say, The Parallax View or The Conversation but if we allow for the elapse of 20 years we can see a connection with a world gone wrong, with amoral people holding the purse strings as well as claiming the moral high ground — while actually standing on sand. And it’s all presented in a damn fine movie.

Notes Upon Listening to ELP…

… for the first time in years:

While listening to Emerson, Lake & Palmer’s Brain Salad Surgery (by the way, a much cooler title than should ever have graced one of their albums), I realized something.

The easiest, most effective way to make your rock album seem dated in the shortest, most effective period of time is to have Keith Emerson play on it.

That is all.

Legend, I Am

Though I’ve never read Richard Matheson’s book I Am Legend, I have some respect for a book that’s been in print for most of 50 years and that inspires a film every decade or so.

The book is on the New York Times bestsellers list due to a new movie version, the first to share the book’s title, and featuring mega-star Will Smith. Watching this latest adaptation, I was struck by an insight into the “last man on earth” movie premise: It is inherently boring.

No offense to Matheson, because the premise is not carried to its logical conclusion in any movie I’ve seen as it is, apparently, in his novel. But the general idea — what if you were the last human being on earth? — seems far more intriguing than it actually plays out on film.

So, here’s Will Smith, alone, only his dog Sam to keep him company, SUV zipping around a New York City now overgrown by weeds and overrun by deer. (The shots of this post-person NYC are not as awe-inspiring as they should be; the best sci fi movies, even if flawed like, say, Blade Runner, have a visual audacity that makes them memorable.) He can only go out by day as the few other “survivors” of the failed cancer cure that wiped out mankind are vampiric boogie men out to get him. When possible, he captures these creatures in order to experiment on them and find a cure.

That’s it, for most of the running time (mercifully short, by today’s standards), until late in the film when the inevitable other intact, human survivors appear. And that’s when the viewer understands that there’s a whole lot less to this movie than they perhaps expected.

A useful comparison may be made to The Omega Man, the 1971 version of Matheson’s book starring Charlton Heston. Less effort is put into the “last man on earth” part of the premise and more on the night dwellers who seek to destroy Heston; and the other survivors of the plague (not a cancer cure, as I recall) are introduced sooner. Heston also seems a lot more edgy, even crazy, from his time alone before beginning a then-daring interracial romance with another survivor. And best of all, the ghoulish night people are not (poorly done) CGI beasties, but flesh and blood “people,” closer to the “normal” survivors than is strictly comfortable. They’re led by the articulate but ruthless Matthias, played by Anthony Zerbe — sorely missed in the new movie.

In other words, The Omega Man doesn’t pretend to be a true last man on earth flick and introduces more plot elements which give everybody something to do and the viewers something to watch. (The 70’s atmosphere helps, too, in a kitschy sort of way.) It’s not a classic, exactly, but it’s fun. The new I Am Legend is about as fun as being the last man on earth would probably be. Which is to say, not much.